Somebody slapped that bulls-eye on my back again!

Why am I such a magnet for all things weird? Does this stuff ever happen to anyone else?

So here's the deal. I'm driving home from Pilates class (my first time back in 2 months!!!! Yea for me for finally dragging my butt out of the house and back to class after the trauma and drama that I've been dealing with) and I'm cruising through Greenway Station (an outdoor shopping area) when I see a huge tower of orange. I drive a little closer and see that it's a pyramid or tree-like structure made out of pumpkins. I thought "cool". I'll take a picture (now that I carry my camera everywhere). And they're real. Kind of interesting looking. So I'm about to pull over to park and this crazy scary-looking nice elderly woman jumps out at me (while I'm still driving) and starts waving her arms and knocking on my window. What the heck??? So I hit the brakes and cautiously roll down my window to see what she wants.

She starts yelling at me!! She said "I want to know where University Avenue is....and don't give me a bum steer cuz I've been driving around for 25 minutes......blah blah blah". I calmly interrupt and say "Ma'am, if you settle down for a moment I'll tell you, but you can't hear me when you're yelling at me". So here I am nervously glancing in my rear-view mirror looking for cars---see, I'm just stopped in the middle of a lane, and if someone hits my pretty new car, I'm not gonna be happy. So I very calmly explain how she can get there---less than a minute away. Not even sure if she thanked me, but I couldn't get my window up fast enough and drive away.

And of course, I forgot to take the damn picture.